Serious question. The reason I ask is because I do recall as a child that GOD said, “Let there be light” Now, firstly, who said GOD said that? And secondly, who was GOD asking? It is possible that the being relating this request was the same being who provided the light. But I think there is enough evidence to suggest that there was at least one other being around at the time This leads me to how did the light come on? If it was so dark how did this other being find the light switch? After some lengthy deep thought I reckon it went something like this Adam, a son of the astronaut GOD beamed himself down to this planet Earth. When he got there he couldn’t see a thing. So he called up the spaceship and said, “Dad, I can’t see a fecking thing, it’s pitch black’ GOD replied. “You ****er you landed on the wrong side” So GOD beams him back up and sends him back to somewhere South East England and said try that, Kent (I think that’s what he said) Adam said “Thanks, that’s much better but there’s no ****er here to talk to” So God asks for volunteers and one sexy looking blonde steps up who he beamed down to Adam’s side Adam got an instant erection which his dad spotted and gave Adam strict instructions. “Whatever you do don’t shag her. Don’t want to fill the place with any more ****ers” But Adam was a weak willed ****er
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