This popped up in my Facebook memories from 5 years ago. I've no idea where it came from - maybe even from here - but now that those days are gone (hopefully), I thought it worth sharing... Following the sacking of Head Coach Walter Mazzarri, Watford FC announce the names of those being interviewed to replace him... Ann Onimus Eimar Unnown Kwantiti Paul-iamo Inglese Nev A'herdami Ino N'oting Willno Behearlong Igo Inabit Willie Staylong Justin Brieflee.
Rumour has it that BoJo has already found himself a new ethics advisor - one more attuned to his way of thinking.