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I reckon if we get some of these fat bastards to lose weight we can add 5000 more seats without making any changes to the stadium.

 

Look it's Sunderland

 

Amanda - you said i could give your beard a good fondle if we won.

 

It was that fat. Like a box of Pringles.

 

But that might have been the swelling as the stupid twat had caught it in his zip.

 

"I'm wetter than when that Moses guy tried to part the Red Sea"

 

Bless him a grown man crying, Alberts bought a round in


(common theme going here)

 

Let me just state this for the record. Hung bought a round last night

 

used my first £20 since I produced one for Michael Owen

 

I almost felt bad.............almost

 

But Felt objected??

 

Felt I had to do it for you. He tried telling me you bought all his drinks last time so felt duty bound for you mate