Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

There are many questions raised by this one but the burning one for me is did he have to get that t-shirt printed or is it such a frequent thing that there is a shop selling these.

 

My dad was a very skilled joiner, so naturally I followed in his footsteps.

Between us we've got 18 gym memberships, 12 CIU affiliation memberships, and thirty two library cards.

 

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I recently spent £6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd, but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth. Anyhow, I had the Vet come and have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day. The bull started to service the cows within two days, all my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows! He's like a machine! I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him . .but, they taste like peppermint

 

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I nearly went to bed with one of those Lady Boys !
It was only when we got to her place and she reversed her car into a parking space first time that I thought . . . . "hang on a minute"