Streaker it is then Can i keep my undies on at least? No, that's no good, the game will be abandoned due to illness.
Firstly, a BIG thank you to Aswan for managing a mind melting fixture situation! and also to Taff for all the match day threads Secondly, you lot. You came second (or worse). I couldn't have done it without you Without your glaring inefficiencies and incompetence I wouldn't now be here, standing before you, humbly basking in the glory and all your warm, heartfelt adulation. Gee whiz, thank you all You can get up off your knees now. Turdly, I really enjoyed the awards dinner last night and felt especially privileged to receive the trophy from honoured guest Terry Griffiths... Fourthly, I've just got home from the open top bus celebration through the streets of Hemel Hempstead. News quickly spread of my incredible achievement and phew, what a turnout! Here's the publicity shot they tell me they're going with for the front page of the Financial Times... I'm not sure who all the other people are but the 22 to the town centre was particularly busy today. But who can blame them for getting swept up in the party atmosphere One old lady got so carried away she even offered to take her teeth out. Bless. Fifthly, have no fear, I shall be returning next season to defend my title Some have insinuated (unkindly) that an element of luck may have been involved in my glorious annihilation of the competition... I can assure everyone right now that that is indeed the case. I haven't actually felt this lucky since Flossie at Folly Farm. I still think they were wrong to ban me though, apparently it's not a heavy petting zoo. Semantics indeed. Sexily, and finally... remember kids, insanity is not just for Christmas, it's for (modern) life. So keep on chuckling maniacally to yourself in the queue for your pension and may your deity smile down upon you indifferently at all times Have a great summer and try not to sulk too much
Sorry for the delay in getting something up, but I've gone down with some sort of mystery bug (not Covid, did a test). Been asleep most of the day... We ended the 'month' with: 9 points, 13 goals scored, 13 goals conceded. Final chart for April/May looks like this: The only points scorers were: Daimungeezer - 3 points Azzuriswan - 3 points Glamexile - 1 point Aswan_dam - 1 point 55282 - 1 point Taffvalerowdy - 1 point So, to the final table: So there we have it...Daimungeezer wins by a single point from myself and Taff in joint second. As Nev succinctly put it yesterday - "Poxy Swans" Well done again Daim, our early pacesetter, with his 15 point haul in August 2021 seeing him through in the end. No need to ask him for his victory speech as he got in first and has milked it for all its worth...
How dare you Sir. It's not like it was close or anything Edit: Forgot to say I hope you're feeling better soon.