Here are some shoyte 'one-liners' . . . . “Doctor, my leg hurts. What can I do?" The doctor says, "Limp!” “A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.” “A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says, "You're crazy" The man says, "I want a second opinion!" "Okay, you're ugly too!” “Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.” “My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat.”
