Anyway, sorry about the derail, folks - it was only meant to be a throwaway line. Is there a game on tonight?
Not only is Villareal's three letter abbreviation the opposite of ours (Vil v Liv) but they have a Moreno who is an attacker and a Torres who is a defender.
I read that and imagined a stretched throat akin to a giraffe. Then I realised where I was reading, with you reprobates and it suddenly had a different meaning.
Money on Robbo to get booked today. Been a bit sloppy, at fault for the goal, lost the ball few times. Can see him getting annoyed and kicking someone.