I got fired from my job because I kept asking customers whether they’d prefer “smoking” or “non-smoking” Apparently, the correct terms are “cremation” or “burial"
Just got myself a 6ft 11 girlfriend. We haven't had sex yet but I'm looking forward to our 1st time. Apparently, she has a very small fanny cos evrywhere we go, I hear men say 'Here comes that gorgeous bird with the little twat.