Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

Upon arriving home, Wullie was met at the door by his sobbing wife.
Tearfully she explained "It's the chemist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the phone”
Immediately, Wullie drove down the street to confront the chemist and demand an apology.
Before he could say more than a word or two, the pharmacist told him, "Now, just a minute, listen to my side of it. This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, to realise that I'd locked the house with both house and car keys inside and had to break a window to get my keys. Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket.
Later, when I was about two miles from the shop.I had a flat tyre. When I finally got to the shop a group of people were waiting for me to open up. I got the shop opened and started waiting on these people, all the time the darn phone was ringing"
He continued "Then I had to break a roll of coins against the cash register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor.
I had to get down on my hands and knees to pick up the coins and the phone was still ringing. When I came up I cracked my head on the open cash drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase with perfume bottles on it. Half of them hit the floor and broke".
"Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up, and I finally got back to answer it. It was your wife, who wanted to know how to use a Rectal thermometer, and believe me, as God is my witness, all I did was tell her”

 

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in 1872 the welsh invented the condom from a sheep's lower intestine, in 1873 the english refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the sheep first