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Match Day Thread Beelin Klopp’s Scousers v Eddie’s Samba Stars

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Apr 23, 2022.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Eddie's rampant mags Vs red scouse "sponsored by standard chartered convicted money launderers" sh*te. Wanna win but a draw will be great..
     
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  3. Mick O'Toon

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    Wood and Shelvey rested for this, 3 nil Toon win.
     
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    I think we’ll at least give these ****s a game and hopefully not roll over like we did vs Spurs.
     
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  5. Obi Wan

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    We have nothing to lose now, whereas Liverpool are chasing the title. So he pressure is all on them for this one. Would be great to ruin their party.
     
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  6. Mick O'Toon

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    Only game I care about now
     
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    We'll beat these nonces 2-0
     
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    Don't be letting the scouse mackems escape your thoughts Mick. Although we don't play Everton we can help Burnley out on the final day.
     
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    Would agree to that
     
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    SING IN THE LEAZESSS
     
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    Typical rubbish thread from the Hillbilly. Surprised Consett has given him their mobile phone for a second night running.
     
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    Does Consett have a mobile phone then? Wow!
     
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    Stolen from The Street.
     
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  14. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I’m at a scouse wedding tonight in Rossett Cheshire. I handed the groom a pressie in a NUFC clubshop bag, winked and said thanks for the 3 points beat year. (He’s a good lad so laughed).
    We then rinsed half the folk there about Everton going down.
     
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    At a Scouse wedding is the something 'borrowed' a wedding ring they 'found' on somebody else's finger?
     
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    Now this one really is a defeat for nufc
     
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    For all the Eddie can't get a team to defend BS when he signed I hope he gets them up for this one and we put up a fight, kick lumps out of them and try and nick a goal but a 0-0 draw would be a great result.
     
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    Don't think we can win this, but would be very happy if we gave them a game, 4-0 to the Toon
     
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  19. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    I'd like to see Liverpool win the title this season but would love us to surprise them here and then balance the books by shocking Man City the following game.

    On paper we should lose the next three games, but it's a real chance to show how much we have improved and to make a statement to potential transfer targets in the summer. At the very least we need to make them fight for a result. No more rolling over and letting them get a cricket score please!!
     
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  20. JakartaToon

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    Their fans and players are going to be unbearable for this. They will expect every decision in their favour and that moaning twat Henderson will be in the referees face at every opportunity.

    Me, Albert and Cronemeister went to the same game three years ago when they were in the identical position, a point behind Man City but in the last but one game of the season. As well as the usual away fans area their fans had managed to get tickets in the Newcastle areas which led to a fair bit of trouble when they celebrated after they scored their first. We were robbed by a 'dive' by Fabinho in the last few mins, which led to a free kick from which they scored to make it 3-2.

    Would love to see us having a go at them. We have nothing to lose so might as well. However it would be equally funny seeing us going all out to frustrate them with 11 men behind the ball and Dubravka taking 5mins over every goal kick.

    Reckon we will win 2-1 with Bruno scoring both, one preferably with his hand but not spotted by either the ref or VAR.
     
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