An Irishman an Englishman and a Scot were sitting in a bar in Cardiff. The view was fantastic, the beer excellent, the food exceptional. "Y'ken," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. Why in Glasgow there's a wee bar called McTavish's. Now,the landlord there goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy 4 drinks he will buy the 5th drink for you." "Well," said the Englishman, "At my local, the Red Lion, the barman there will buy you your 3rd drink after you buy the first 2." "Ahhh, that's nothin," said the Irishman. "Back home in Dublin, there's Ryan's Bar. Now the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then when you've had enough drinks they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the house!" The Englishman and Scotsman immediately pour scorn on the Irishman's claims. But, the Irishman swears every word is true. "Well," said the Englishman, "Did this actually happen to you?" "Not me myself, personally, no," said the Irishman. "But it did happen to me sister."
I don't see how Angela Raynor spreading her legs in Parliament would put anyone off. One more c*nt on display isn't going to make any difference.
I certainly cannot think of one. I used to like Dennis Skinner but more for his sense of humour than his political nous.
I used to like Tony Benn, came across as a really honest bloke even if you didn’t agree with him, liked him even more when he told us what he thought of the EU. Agreed with him completely on that one.
Did you know the human brain starts working the moment you're born and stops when your wife asks.. ''Where the f*ck were you last night!
