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Doctor Diddles Fake Medical Q & A

Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by Didley Squat, Jan 5, 2022.

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  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    do you get rid of the hairy bits first ?
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Mar 14, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Nurse!
    Spillage in aisle 4.
     
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    Didley Squat, Mar 15, 2022
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    You must try to control your bowels <laugh>
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Mar 16, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    its the hose pipe that has problems mate
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Mar 16, 2022
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    Let's hope there isn't a hose pipe ban
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Mar 16, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    he has a colostomy bag...:emoticon-0107-sweat:emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Mar 16, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Nurse, spillage in the lower regions….Nurse!
     
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    Didley Squat, Mar 16, 2022
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    Any news regarding the new nurse arriving Doc ?
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Mar 19, 2022
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    Nah mate, still in transit l think.
    May have gone to New Zealand instead, to specialist bone doctor, Kiwi.
     
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    Didley Squat, Mar 19, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Please Note - Doctor Didley is now taking appointments from Barnsley forum members who are now suffering from ‘Relegationitis’

    Phone 1800RELEGATED now!
     
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    Didley Squat, Apr 23, 2022
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  11. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Over that already
    #champions next year
     
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    kiwiqpr, Apr 23, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Less patients, more nurses, please!
     
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    Didley Squat, Apr 25, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    let me hear you say yea
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Apr 26, 2022
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    Yea!
     
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    Didley Squat, Apr 26, 2022
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    Yea to what though ?
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Apr 27, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Dunno, Rog told me to say, Yea!
     
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    Didley Squat, Apr 28, 2022
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    Yea, I saw that......
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Apr 28, 2022
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    Yea, ok.
     
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    Didley Squat, Apr 28, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    not guilty your lordship it wus that evil ***in like character the ozzy one
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Apr 28, 2022
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    Rissoles!
     
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    Didley Squat, Apr 28, 2022
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