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  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    OF LUKE WARM PISTACHIO
     
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    on a cold pastry
     
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    azzuriswan, Apr 14, 2022
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    Which breaks the bench
     
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    or your teeth when
     
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    you walk in to
     
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    a cricket bat swung
     
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    from a great height
     
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    azzuriswan, Apr 17, 2022
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    hard across the chops
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Apr 17, 2022
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    followed by custard creams
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Apr 17, 2022
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    rammed up her whoopsy
     
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    daisy, shouted Miss Piggy
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Apr 18, 2022
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    squealing its pork bayonet
     
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    in the corporal's face
     
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    that squirted the cream
     
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    azzuriswan, Apr 19, 2022
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    now sack fully empty
     
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    after the dustman's visit
     
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    At Wooperts Birthday party
     
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    Wrestling party girls cake
     
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    Didley Squat, Apr 19, 2022
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    Wooperts_duck, Apr 19, 2022
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