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Off Topic Warm Glow- Since 2014- now like Milan- Mackem Free

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Dorty Dogbreath, Mar 5, 2014.

  1. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    Sorry to read some of this…



    because I’m having my tea!!!!

    <grr>


    Seriously, trust you’ll get well so that Chippy gets the chance to kill you off walking up Mount Earl to buy him a drink or three.
     
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  2. Ghostinthehouse

    Ghostinthehouse Well-Known Member

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    Cheers mate.

    Yes Mount Earl, where I used to struggle, but, until this latest escapade, I'd literally fly up.
    Unfortuntely, the way I was last summer, I didn't really have a choice, so I made the decision to give up the ST. Multiple surgeries, seen off countless dickheads on and off the pitch, and being a soft ****e I finally sucombed.

    Hopefully, I'll go back one day....
     
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  3. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    Blah, blah, blah, you stupid old twat.
    Remember no more sock accounts - so you're banned forthwith.
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    glad to hear you are on the mend mate. Hope this latest setback is just a short blip for you. Thinking of you bud.

    we will catch up for a beer soon (my round). We can make it raffertys to avoid the hill if needs be.

    please also let me know all about the camera up the arse. What lube was used, how you liked it etc… I once tried a Kodak with no lube and there was a slight anal tear. Should have gone for the smaller Fuji.
     
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  5. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh> So who was it that was pogo-ing and spitting at the Stranglers gig - Heed or Ghost? <confused>
     
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  6. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    Get a Grip on Yourself, that was obviously moi....
     
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  7. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    No worries. I had the camera down my throat on Thursday, lots of gurgling and ****.
    How any ****er likes a cock in their mouth, has got me beat.
    Regards the rear end, should I remain awake I will provide a full account of my experience.
     
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  9. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Pouchies lass can probably add comment on the cock down the throat question.
     
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  10. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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  11. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Wanted to like your post but didn't think that was appropriate. Chaos has asked if you can post the video on here when you have it.

    Hope you recover quickly.
     
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  12. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    Fingers crossed as Gateshead inch towards promotion to the National League.
    Back on top with five to go.
    A few miles down the road, the Mackems continue to struggle to get oot of the Turd Division.
    Should it come to pass or not time will tell, but if Gateshead are promoted and the Mackems aren't, there would only be the 4th Division seperating the two clubs.
    Maybe a Tyne and Wear Derby is closer than you think. How many would The Heed win by. Has the gap between Newcastle and Sunderland ever been greater? The Turd Division must be the hardest in the UK to win, and only a club as embarrassing as the Mackems could make such a pigs ear of it, not once, or twice but on multiple occasions.
    The Glow remains strong....
    Happy Easter
     
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  13. cronemeister

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    I really hope the Heed get promoted like…great for the area and even more ammo to throw at them scruffy ****ers down the road. I could never have imagined a world where Gateshead were closer in league positions to the mackems than we were…yet here we are! It could very well happen!
     
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  14. Heed

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    Unfathomable how the scruffy bastards could screw it up so much.
    Imagine the 24/25 fixture list for the 4th Division, triple headers for Gateshead, Hartlepool and the minnows from down the road. Stranger things happen.
     
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    The makems having a group hug again as they cry that there's no anti Saudi stuff everywhere.

    Why why why <wah>
     
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  18. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    To be fair it must be hard for them and denial is an obvious reaction. You have to kind of feel sorry for th...
    nope...
    wait... hang on, here is comes... I can't Hold this in any more...

    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  19. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    A Toon win.
    Mackems slipping outside of the play-offs.
    Sun shining.
    Beer flowing.

    Cheers everyone. <cheers><cheers><cheers>
     
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  20. Rum & Black for 2

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    I’ve got covid and I missed the match. Thanks.

    <wah>
     
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