Look I hope you and your newspaper know that's for sure otherwise I hope you get a slap to be brutally honest.
Get Fat Sam to further drag his reputation through the ****. Once the source of Lawro's "Big Sam guarantees survival" clichés, now a sad fat knacker who'll take any **** thrown his way. And looks like Wout Weghorst hasn't been the goal machine saviour they envisaged...
WTF? Think you have me confused with that Yorkshire, Mackem, Mustard Chino wearing, tiny appendaged twat who copies football predictions and never gets the beers in. I may be fat, but I ain't him.