At the Airport check-in I told them, “the big case is to go to New York, the small case is to go to New Delhi, and I’m going to Ottawa.” “We can’t do that sir,” the ticket agent replied. I answered, “why not, you managed it last time…”
So a male fly notices a rather attractive female fly lounging on a pile of cow manure. The male fly swoops down next to her and says, "Excuse me love, but is this stool taken?"
I drove to a nightclub but had no tie, so knotted my jump leads around my neck The doorman said, ”I’ll let you in, but don’t start anything...”
