A male fly notices a rather attractive female fly lounging on a pile of manure, so he swoops down next to her and says "Excuse me love . . . . is this stool taken?"
A man goes to hospital feeling really unwell.The Doctor performs some tests and says, "I am afraid you have a very rare and very contagious disease, we"re transferring you to a room where you will be fed a diet of Pizza, toast and pancakes.""Will that cure me?" asks the man."No," says the Doctor, "it"s the only food we can pass under the f*cking door!"
