Match tickets and Season Tickets discussion thread

It was magdad as usual

 

Is he the one boning Mrs Pouch by the way?

 

Nah, it was you that started the garden grooming ****e off.

Nah that's chippy and his wild fantasies. Having said that if she lived in Bedlngton 20 years ago and was fit ...... then aye I probably have at some point

 

Sounds like everyone either has or would slip her the old protein pick up. Can anyone join in?

 

Depends on if you think you can handle a Northumbrian bird, They're made of tough stuff round these parts. Lasses from these parts don't class it as rough sex unless the bloke winds up in A&E

 

I’d probably just crack on off on her face and head for the hills then.

 

I was taking about my anus

 

Take my advice don't go to one in Northumberland, there's tribes living in them that make the cast from the Hills have eyes attractive

 

Is Warm Pouch touting her around then?

 

FFS What is happening in this place tonight? Poor Sod's gaan to think we're all creepy bastards when the reality is it's just a chippy wet dream

 

Good to see more people into pube trimming.

 

I'm going to nair my barse today

 

**** him

 

Don't enter the CL if you're going to start moaning about it,playing Wednesday at home, don't see a problem,he's a prick.

 

He'll be OK, they'll just carefully select the match officials instead, allowing Klopp to safely put his reserve team, without threatening their chances of dropping points. Sorted.

 

City are away to Leeds later that day which is as hard if not a harder fixture, think he's at it.

 

Terrified of the mags

 

When does he propose the game be moved to? Lucky I didn't book a hotel/flights for that game

 

Haha ffs he's that guy that always wants a little more