MP accused of not taking the cost-of-living crisis seriously after Michael Fabricant wastes £5 worth of spaghetti . . . .
This worthless piece of siht, to brown nose Bonko, reckons all teachers, nurses/doctors were all getting drunk etc in the staff rooms so what fat boy did was okay, everyone was doing it!
The fact he thinks he looks alright tells you everything you need to know before talking about staff drinking in staff rooms that would likely gey the boot if they did any such thing!
Bikers A man appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked. "Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of high-testosterone bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. "So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground." I yelled, "Now, back off!! Or you'll answer to me!" St. Peter was impressed: "When did this happen?" "Just a couple of minutes ago"
