Graham Martin is in Hospital: Who the hell is he ? Well Graham is the geezer who got home late one night and his wife said. "Where the hell have you been?" Graham replied "I was getting a tattoo!" "A tattoo?" she frowned."What kind of tattoo did you get?" "I got a hundred dollar note on my privates." he said proudly. "What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disgust. "Why on earth would a Chartered Accountant get a hundred dollar note tattooed on his privates?" "Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand . . . . and lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred dollars anytime you want." Graham is now in The Critical Care Unit, Room 233. No visitors until further notice.
