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    Wouldn’t say stabbings are getting out of hand in my local pub, but they’ve renamed it Wetherknives.
     
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    I was talking to a chinese bloke yesterday. I asked him what he did for a living?
    He replied "pirate"
    I said "thats interesting,what ship do you have?
    He looked at me surprised and said" what ship? I fry a prane.
     
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    As we stripped off, jumping into the bed, my wife said to me, "Can you give me a couple of minutes.
    "Why? Want to freshen up?" I asked. "No," she replied. "It’s just that last time you only gave me 30 seconds!
     
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    Vaginas are like gyms…

    I'm rarely inside one, but when I am, I sort of pretend to know what I'm doing and hope nobody notices!
     
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    Has anyone else noticed that their electric toothbrush makes a good backscratcher ?
     
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    I've decided to sell my dogging gear on ebay.
    I haven't had any offers yet, but I've got 7 people watching.
     
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    I was out driving last night and I started to feel a little bit horny, so I pulled into a well known dogging spot… I really enjoyed myself, but I think I failed my driving test!
     
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