Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

A man has been shot 200 times with an upholstery gun!

Surgeons say " He is fully recovered now".

 

If the Vic Vapour Rub lorry enters the centre of London, does it have to pay the Congestion Charge?

 

I've just been on the Weightwatchers website and it asked me if I accept cookies.

Is that a trick question?

 

With 3.8 billion women in the world you'd think that it would be clean by now.

 

At the City match
I was at the Man City match the other day and the lad sat next to me called me a c**t.
I would have hit him but I couldn't be bothered to walk half way round the stadium.