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  1. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    My favourite three things are eating my family and not using commas.
     
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    Gordon Armstrong, Mar 29, 2022
    Somebodys pinched my sombrero, cumbrianmackem, Gil T Azell and 4 others like this.
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    Gordon Armstrong, Mar 29, 2022
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    Gordon Armstrong, Mar 29, 2022
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    Hugh Jarce, Mar 29, 2022
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  5. Gil T Azell

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    My instructor told me 'Never brake if there's an animal in the road'.
    You should have seen his face when I knocked the copper off his horse
     
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    Gil T Azell, Mar 29, 2022
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    Gil T Azell, Mar 29, 2022
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  7. Gordon Armstrong

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    I bought my friend an elephant for his room.

    He said "thanks"

    I said "don't mention it"
     
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    Gordon Armstrong, Mar 29, 2022
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  8. Makemstine Roger

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    George is 80 and lives in an old people's home. Every night his friend Mabel comes to his room and holds his cock in her hand while they watch telly. Then one Saturday Mabel goes out to her daughter's for the night.
    George was going to be alone then Nora, another inmate, says 'Hey George, as Mabel's not 'ere, can i come to watch telly in your room?' He says 'Ok then'.
    When she arrives and sits near him, he says would you mind holding my cock?'
    'Course not'. So she sits there with his cock in her hand. At the end of the night she says 'I enjoyed it. Can i comeback tomorrow?'
    'No, Mabel's back'
    'What's Mabel got that I 'aven't?'
    He replies 'Parkinson's disease'
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Mar 29, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger, Mar 29, 2022
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  10. Gordon Armstrong

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    My mate plays in a band called Dyslexia, who have just released there 'Greatest ****' album.
     
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    Gordon Armstrong, Mar 29, 2022
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  11. Smug in Boots

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    I was the first person to introduce spell-check into keyboards ...

    ... who'd a thunk it eh?
     
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    Smug in Boots, Mar 29, 2022
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    spirit of 73, Mar 29, 2022
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    spirit of 73, Mar 29, 2022
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    spirit of 73, Mar 29, 2022
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    spirit of 73, Mar 29, 2022
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    A. A. Milne thought he first discovered poo sticks.

    He should see my bedsheets after a heavy session ...

    ... sometimes takes two or three boil washes to get the stains out <doh>
     
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    Smug in Boots, Mar 29, 2022
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    spirit of 73, Mar 29, 2022
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    My mate needed a bone marrow transplant
    We found a match in Argentina
    The operation was a success
    Our thanks go out to Diego Marrow Donor
     
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    Gil T Azell, Mar 29, 2022
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    I almost always laugh at your stuff, some of which I'm sure is original and excellent ...

    ... this was shyte <laugh>

    Shame on Draig and Gordon in what I can only assume was a sympathy like.
     
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    Smug in Boots, Mar 29, 2022
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