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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    ****in hell

    took that punch like a boss though <laugh>
     
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  2. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Yeah you’d imagine Smith has a good punch on him having done the Ali film
     
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  3. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Just watched it again on a bigger screen

    Will Smith slapped him, the Lil Bitch <laugh>
     
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  4. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    yeh saw that

    minor Bantz from Chris Rock

    Willy got too many hang ups n demons when it comes to his wife. She even convinced him one time that she done good by shagging some bloke who was going through a rough time n was in need of affection. he bought it hook, line n sinker.

    reckon he has to earn sex with her…that kinda frustrated living.

    Goowon Chris
     
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  5. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Steroids have ****ed Will Smiths head up. That was a proper roid rage there.
     
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  6. Saintmagic

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    Seems staged to me, waiting for the lights to go out and the Undertakers music to start.
     
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  7. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    init…then he got all teary eyed during his speech about his mission from god is to Love blah blah…mentally unstable

    daft ****s mission in life was to be the Fresh Prince…he could have disappeared off the face of he earth after that and no ****s wda been given

    on the other hand the world needs Chris Rock
     
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  8. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    In other news my daughter and her boyfriend were heading back to Uni last night when they got a video message from a bloke calling from their friends phone saying I've stabbed your mate and I've got his phone. Nobody has seen the lad since Saturday.
     
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  9. luvgonzo

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    Clearing up now could get nice.
     
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  10. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Tell cops init serious
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Oh yeah they did that, message was sent to a few people in his address book.

    Hopefully he lost his phone and pulled or something good and this guy is just a nutter.
     
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  12. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    yeh…a few hours of it would be welcomed

    I got things I want to do in the sun

    I got week off work…prolly be snowing by Wednesday
     
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  13. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Doing anything good?
     
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  14. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Nothing crazy tbh

    Probably do something with eldest lad tomorrow coz he’s got a day off too. Apart from that I just want to be chilling and reenergising mentally n physically before Ramadan kicks in on the weekend gulp.
     
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  15. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Definitely looked staged to me.

    Will Smith a complete cock if it wasn't. I thought better of him.
     
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  16. Saintmagic

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    First person I’ve seen who has said this, most calling him a legend for slapping down the bully Chris Rock
     
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  17. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    A TV company is looking for people from the Newcastle area to appear in a documentary. They are looking for people with shaved heads, goatee beards, tattoos on knuckles, beer bellies and who can fart/belch at will.
    Successful applicants will be allowed to take their husbands along with them
     
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  18. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Munse to confirm
     
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  19. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Just waiting to be called, or not.

    I do have a book. And a lovely packed lunch.
     
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  20. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Really?

    Seemed to me to be a massive over reaction to a tame joke.

    If it was real of course.
     
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