A blond woman goes to the hospital. "What seems to be the problem?" asked the Doctor. "Something is terribly wrong, I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica in my vagina." The Doctor had a look, chuckled and said "Those aren't postage stamps my dear, they're the stickers off the bananas"
The only cow in a small town in Scotland stopped giving milk. The town folk discovered that they could buy a cow in Wales quite cheaply. They bought the cow from Wales and it was wonderful, producing lots of milk every day, and everyone was happy. They bought a bull to mate with the cow to get more cows, so they'd never have to worry about their milk supply again. They put the bull in the pasture with the cow, but whenever the bull tried to mount the cow, the cow would move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull and he was never able to do the deed. The people were very upset and decided to go the Vet, who was very wise. They told him what was happening and asked for his advice, repeating "Whenever the bull tries to mount our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward" they said. "When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. If he attempts from the one side, she walks away to the other side." The Vet rubbed his chin thoughtfully and pondered before asking "Did you by chance, buy this cow from Wales ?" The people were dumbfounded, because no one had ever mentioned that they had bought the cow from Wales. "You are truly a wise Vet" they said. "How did you know that we got the cow from Wales ?" The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye "My wife is from Wales"
I bought a box of rare comics off Ebay and, when they arrived, they were all just blank white pages. I complained to the seller and asked what was going on ... ... he said they were albinos
Fecking hell I thought what am I missing here as Google has blurred it, my mind is going into overdrive wandering if a female is showing or performing behind the window. Now though I wished I hadn’t seen what really was behind the glass. Never again am I going to be hooked into searching for the like again
