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    Maths problem:

    Ahmed has 3 lunch boxes.

    He gives 1 to Mohammed & 1 to Hassan.

    Calculate the radius of the explosion.
     
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    :emoticon-0130-devil<doh>:emoticon-0130-devil<devil>
     
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    got a part time job at madam Tussauds cleaning the wax figures, i got my job sheet through an e mail and my first one on Monday....I will be dusting Hoffman
     
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    Next door neighbour went for an interview the other day, he said it was going well when the head of H.R. said we really like your expertise and your c.v the job is 40 hours a week at £500 per week rising to £600 after six months when could you start.....he said In 6 months
     
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    if you where considering cracking one off while watching ladies of a more mature age on some porn site try adding a bit of authenticity by leaving your hand in some cold water for 30 mins beforehand!
     
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