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  1. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    Silly girl . . . . should she not be wearing a helmet on this rough road :emoticon-0112-wonde
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    Imagine having your breakfast at 9am. Most of the fans paying your wages would be only half way through a shift.

    **** off Rooney :emoticon-0146-punch
     
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    What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

    The letter F ...
     
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    Maths problem:

    Ahmed has 3 lunch boxes.

    He gives 1 to Mohammed & 1 to Hassan.

    Calculate the radius of the explosion.
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Mar 24, 2022
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    Brilliant.
     
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    WHATA MISTAKA TO MAKA

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    I was a bit paranoid about my sexual prowess after catching my wife filling in a Cosmopolitan questionnaire -
    "Is Your Man Bad In Bed?".
    "It's just something to do when I'm bored" she protested.
    "That's a relief," I replied, as I carried on thrusting away.
     
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    I got a part time job at Madam Tussauds cleaning the wax figures.

    I got my job sheet via email and my first one on Monday . . . . I will be dusting Hoffman.
     
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    I went out with a girl who had a glass eye.

    Her name was Iris.

    You can’t get cornea than that.
     
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