Got scorch to a crisp today, installing cladding to the side of the house. More the same tomorrow. Someone throw me a condom to put over my head.
Didley mate now i've got to know you, i love you like a brother and your sense of humor, however mine is army honed and can be quite sharp.hence your last sentence gets the army in me going, what i was going to write was only a dick head would need a condom on it, but that alone would sound rude and arrogant to most, but i thought it was too good to not reply, hence the explanation which kinda ruined the joke anyway.
Dearly Beloved, The condom is for protection. The harsh Aussie sun can put blisters on my head and as anyone with prior knowledge knows, any kind of sore on your head can cause havoc! It’s all about protection! Sometimes l wear two in case the first one breaks!
we hear you rev protection is needed for little tager as well, as we dont want him with sores too, must add though you must have a monster if they will fit on your head also