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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Sucky, Feb 24, 2022.

  1. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    I just talked like you were growing cannabis plants lol. Tbh most plants need the same way of feeding so could be the same for bonsai. Nitrogen is used to help a plant grow, phosphorus and potassium will help your plant flower.

    Seedlings generally like moist conditions. Wrapping it in cling flim would keep the soil damp and probably help it.
     
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    Been a while since I’ve posted on the Prem board… this thread is a cracker, a real thriller. Looking forward to the next instalment
     
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  3. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Well today's your lucky day.
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    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Who the **** is Scott, mate?
     
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    Must be Sucky, since he owns the Pine and it's Scott's Pine.
     
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    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Thats just the type of tree it is bruv.

    The Scots Pine grows all over Europe and even in Siberia. It has thin paired needles which can be slightly twisted and the bark in the upper part of the trunk is often reddish.
     
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    Come here, you can have all the pine trees you want. The upper part of my property used to be part of a massive pine tree farm. Have thousands of the bastards growing.
     
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    Im Not allowed <laugh>
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    It never does? Thanks for sharing mate.
     
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    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    My pleasure bro, be sure to tune in same time next year for the repotting ceremony
     
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    You're on the no fly list? Or not allowed any more pine trees?
     
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    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Not allowed to buy fireworks either<laugh>
     
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    Willhoops Well-Known Member

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    Made my week.
     
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    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    <laugh>
     
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    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Sucky bringing new life into the world <applause>

    How long before he rolls it up and smokes it?
     
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    You need Roy (Lumberjack) Munse he will have it cleared a couple of days with the added bonus of a couple of extra acres of your land

    Just pretend Newcastle are a big club
     
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    Newcastle are HUUUUGGGGEEEEE!


    ... I cut a handful down at a time to make room for my fruit trees and also the native hardwoods already growing... got a large wall of firewood I couldn't go through in a decade.

    I have a 80v battery operated Chainsaw, which works great, but I can only cut down and chop up about four trees on one charge.... The trees will grow back faster than I can cut them down at this rate.
     
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  18. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Yeh so what you got big fukin trees piss off to the big tree fred innit<laugh>

    Lucky I aint fosse or I'd never get over <whistle>this
     
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    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    A Few of the lil bonsai didn't make it.

    Down to 5 now.

    Only the strong survive

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Not ready to be smoked yet?


    tag me when ready
     
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