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Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by ellandback, Jun 25, 2019.

  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    My energy supplier proudly boasts that they use 100% renewables. They sent my renewal quote. Can anybody tell me what day it was, when wind doubled in price?.
     
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    Military tattoo, bagpipes.....aah forget it <laugh>
     
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  4. Makemstine Roger

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    and im house keeping for a week if i can last that long:emoticon-0105-wink::emoticon-0115-inlov
     
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    Taking edging to a whole new level there Roger.

    Fair play to you for even trying and Sting says if you can last more than 8 hours you're a damn hero <ok>
     
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    ive always done my bit for queen and country even if it kills me but what a way to go
     
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    The one who can also speak English
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Diane Abbott goes to the doctors and says;"Dr, I need your help. I'm 68 years old and I can't count".
    Dr says; "What I'm going to need you to do is strip naked and squat in the corner over there".
    She does so and he then instructs her to move to another corner and do the same, then to by the wall next to his university degree and then to by the window.
    She says, "Dr, how is this going to help me with my counting"?
    He says, "It won't, there's **** all I can do. But I've just ordered a new black leather armchair and I'm wondering where it will look best".
     
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    It seems that there is a queue forming behind Roger, and we all know where he's going!! <doh><yikes><yikes>
     
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    the nuns lock in party at the Vestry, bring your own mattress.
     
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    <devil><devil><devil><devil>
     
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    Always thought that fisting must be like trying to get the last Pringle
     
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    Let us know when you find out.
     
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    CHELSEA NEWS LATEST:-
    "It is with deep regret that Chelsea Football Club has been left with no choice but to make redundant 5 referees and 8 VAR officials with immediate effect. The club thanks them for all their hard work and wishes them well in their future careers."
     
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