Off Topic The Goodhand Arms

Map produced to show the biggest club in every English County taht will piss off the Skates.

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Hard to argue that Arsenal are the largest club in London though!

 

I'm in trouble with the Mrs. She asked me to get her 8 cans of Sprite but I only picked 7 up

 

Teacher: Today is Father’s Day.Mary what does your father do. Mary: My dad is a lawyer, he puts bad people in jail.
Teacher: David what does your father do?
David: My dad is a doctor,he helps sick people get better.
Teacher:Johnny what does your father do?
Johnny: My dad is dead miss.
Teacher: Oh I’m sorry Johnny,what did he do before he died.
Johnny:He turned blue and shat on the carpet miss.

 

Recreate that ‘sat in the audience at a Jeremy Kyle show’ feeling by sitting in the order collection area at Argos.

 

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Very poor taste, not funny at all.

 

Get off your self righteous high horse.

 

I think you’ll find the people of Liverpool have been just as generous as the rest of the UK, but don’t let your outdated prejudices get in the way of your poor sense of humour.

This is just one of the warehouses collecting stuff donated by Liverpudlians.

 

I refer you to my previous answer.

 

Stallone: I'm making a movie about composers. I'm playing Beethoven.

Van Damme: I'll be Mozart.

Schwarzenegger: Stop it guys, I'm not saying it.

 

The more I look at this and the other people , the cleverer I find it !