William Shatner, alias Captain Kirk, has discontinued his ladies underwear range. In hindsight "Shatner Knickers" wasn't a good choice of name in the first place.
I've just been chatting to a dalek. Apparently he's from Devon. When I asked him where he's from he kept saying Exeter-mate Exeter -mate
Today is International Women's Day so I told the wife to have a lie-in this morning. Waiting a extra half hour for my breakfast is a small sacrifice to make.