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    Boating lake manager: “come in number 9 . . . . your time is up.”

    Manager’s assistant: “we only have 8 boats”

    Boating lake manager: “is everything all right, boat number 6 ?”
     
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    I suspect that someone's been playing with the cushions :emoticon-0136-giggl
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    Dear Deirdre
    When I was young and got an erection I couldn't bend it with two hands.
    Now I'm 70 and when I get an erection I can bend it with I hand.
    Am I getting stronger?
     
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    I've just asked the Pharmacist.."Have you any Benylin"..?

    He said.."For Cough"..

    I said..." Ok mate,.I only asked"
     
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