Rival watch

Why's Rashford on the bench when there's no striker on the pitch?
I wonder if he'll bugger off in the summer?

 

Fernandes really doing his best to knock Richarlison off of the biggest diver perch. Bloke’s an embarrassment, great footballer but complete embarrassment.

 

Playing somebody who criticises the government gets you deducted twenty points

 

New Priti Patel policy? Really wouldn't surprise me.

 

Doubt they’d miss him much if he did. Great bloke, overrated player.

 

City overcommitting and leaving acres of space at the back? Never...

 

It really is so easy to score against City if you time the counter’s right which Utd just done there. Fantastic team with the ball but so open and exposed at the back.

 

Someone should tell Phil Foden that one of his classmates wrote something on his neck in biro.

 

That'd be sentenced to 10 years..

...at Stoke!

 

And the ginger puts them back ahead. So many chances to clear it.

Watch Lindelof after he gets mugged off. Just wanders off and strolls about. Awful.
https://streamgg.com/v/0g55q2ct

 

That back four cost Utd almost £180m… to think I’ve bemoaned how poorly we’ve spent in the last 4-5 years.

 

This isn't over. City have had plenty of the ball, but they still look dodgy at the back.
Utd need to hold on and Rangnick needs to get his subs right, though.

 

Bruno Fernandes match highlights, so far:

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Michael Oliver's desperate not to give out any cards, as usual.

 

I've probably not mentioned this before, but the authorities cowardly decision to postpone Arsenals match against us has done them the world of good, even more than just the three points lost.

 

At this rate, Spurs will beat them and it won’t matter

 

Lovely finish by Mahrez. Awful defending, but a nice shot.

 

Utd retired hurt about half an hour ago

 

The ultimate insult to add to Utd's injury: only 2 minutes of injury time. Ouch.

 

4-1.