I phoned the radio station today. The presenter answered and said, “Congratulations . . . . you are our first caller, and all that you need to do is answer the following question correctly, to win our grand prize" "That fantastic!" I shouted in delight. "Feeling confident ?" The presenter asked "It’s a maths question." "Well, I've got a degree in maths" I proudly replied, "and I teach it at my local school." "Ok then, to win our grand prize of 2 front row seats at a Skunk game and to meet the team after the match, what is 2+2 ?" "7" I replied
I'll never forget having my first w*nk when I was quite young. I don't think the other kids and teachers at assembly have either.
Growing up I'd only ever seen the Queen on stamps ... ... when I eventually met her I licked the back of her head.