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Off Topic War with Russia? - War and Nato discussion

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Darth Plagueis, Jan 26, 2022.

  1. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member
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    Its probably another Nigerian scam. If they ask you to send your bank details don’t do it.
     
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  2. Prince Isak (GG)

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  3. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    The Ukranian resistance has been amazing, but God help them facing so much firepower. They are already heroes but the odds are stacked so much against them.
     
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  4. JakartaToon

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    Surely your greatest flip-flop ever
     
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  5. JakartaToon

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    If they do take you you need to start getting your affairs in order:

    1. I will be posting up all the fixtures till the end of the season on the Prediction League Thread - can you make sure you get them done before you go. As a mark of honour you will get a Bonus Card applied for every week you are there.
    2. Don't forget to do the letter to your loved ones in case you don't make it back. If you PM it to the Moderators we will make sure Rachel gets it. Remember its a letter for them to remember you by for ever so you might want to go easy on the 'mustard mayonnaise' and 'hoop' references.
    3. You may find it difficult to get access to Wifi when you are on the front so if you give me your email and password I can continue posting here on your behalf. Don't worry, I will continue to follow your posting style (i.e. check what everyone else thinks and then post the opposite) so no-one will notice.


    I hope you still have those tits you grew - they could come in useful when they are only allowing women and children to leave, if it all goes pear-shaped
     
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  6. Toonitus

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    They're not involved.
     
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  7. Toonitus

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    This is going to be over soon anyway.

    Russia are on the big push now
     
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  8. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    So is that you staying put?
     
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  9. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    Just to add....

    Just in case you genuinely were thinking of signing up - you SHOULD stay put you mad bastard!
     
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  10. Toonitus

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    I'm awaiting a response to see what the requirements are and what ways you can help.

    I appreciate it's all a big joke to some, but perhaps they should be considering if they have something to offer instead of mocking someone that is.

    I don't even know of I can yet, but thought I'd share the email and info because others might be interested in finding out ways they can support rather than just talk.
     
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  11. Toonitus

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    I should never have mentioned it because if I don't go ill have people question my sincerity although I doubt what's on offer will match what I require.

    The reality is I'll most likely just make donations
     
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  12. Toonitus

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    I will change my name to Italian tank if I don't go though
     
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  13. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    You will almost certainly do far more good offering donations mate. This is a situation that requires state level support far more than brave individuals. I would never deter a Ukranian from going to fight for their country, but there would be very little you could do to help with nio militray training and not speaking the language. It would almost certainly be a one way ticket for anyone like yourself.
     
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  14. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    You should change it to 'Best Of Intentions But Mad As ****'
     
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  15. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Turkey are apparently giving them 20 drones so hopefully they can smash a few holes on that convoy.

    I’m hoping SAS and the Seals are in theatre too (covertly of course) in support. That convoy is rich pickings in the right crosshairs.
     
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    Oh and I’m even more convinced now that Putins days are numbered one way or another.
     
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  17. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Big titted boss eyed dwarf ****

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  18. Toonitus

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    Good
     
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  19. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Inflict massive damage and quick. This is an opportunity.

    It’s actually 40 miles long. Mental.
     
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  20. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    Those satellite images were taken on Sunday morning though. Not sure if they are still there.
     
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