DON'T PANIC - PART DEUX

Wow! The prodigal returns. Where've you been hiding? You didn't start that ruck in Eastern Europe did you

We're not coming down to see you lot any time soon

 

We wont be there when you get there

 

True. You'll be non-league by then

 

Oi, what happened to you in Bugibba? Let's go for a pint, he says & doesn't turn up!
I had to make do with my wee pal & her equally gorgeous chums, all in their 30s.

Oh, & Mrs WJ was there too, as I hazily recall.

You still in St Pauls, or have they chucked you out yet?


..... and before I forget, a (few) Happy New Year(s) to you.

 

This is one of those days when one thinks, wow yesterday wasn't great, war in Europe, raging global pandemic, torrential rain and flooding at home, creeks break their banks and a bridge or two are destroyed. Then today the leader of Russia puts his nuclear arsenal on high alert, the states capital city is flooded and the global pandemic is still raging. At that very moment one begins to think, surely it can't get any worse. Then one sees the waters start to recede and ones heart lifts a little, but the waters only reveal what used to be the road is now just deep water holes filled with mud, rotting vegetation and dead animals, surely one says to oneself it can't now get any worse and just then at that precise moment of ones deepest despair along comes Mighty.

 

We haven't heard from you since you started the covid outbreak.

 

Pandemic not raging in England. We woke up and realised it was a cold. Rest of you still being had.

 

i am still here m8ty i do recall that at the time there was a reason for me not being able to come to bugibba but fooked if i can now remember wtf it was
New years to you and family too mukka

 

Putin said he had a secret weapon to upset and destroy his enemies so the bastard sent me here
be aware be very aware

hope you are all good me old fruitcake,

 

Mighty, good to see you on here mukka.

 

evening mukka hope you is well

 

you too este you too

 

Not too bad Mighty, good to see you back, I know Wakey and Infidel will be delighted How's the Championship, we may see you next season

 

Heyup cockanee boy, where the fck you been hiding, tbh I half expected you and some of your other plastic pals to be on here sooner than this, other than that it is good to see you back, we were running short of people to abuse

 

Well he's certainly kept you quite secret for the last three and a half years, where the hell have you been, in jail?

 

he’s been sitting in the new den waiting to see some football

 

Are you still an English teacher in Italy Mighty, or was it in Acne East london
Welcome back by the way mate, Where's your little mate with the moped?

 

He was last ‘spotted’ in an acne carriage on the way to acne marshes

 

im in Malta OLOF just got the art school now as the Maltese can speak betterer English that i does
hope your good me ole mukka
havnt heard from stevie for a long long time m8ty

 

Noooo im a good boy and no jail is tough enough to hold me