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  1. clip

    clip Well-Known Member

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    Or players in the huff
    Lukaku only had 7 touches in the whole game yesterday. 1 of them was the kick off.
    So 6 touches in 90 mins.
    Lowest since records began in 2003.
    WOW.
     
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  2. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    Kenedy (on loan from Chelsea) once had a game for NUFC where he didn’t touch the ball once in the first half. I can’t remember who it was against.
     
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  3. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I think with Lukaku it was just a nonsensical piece of transfer business. Same as Ronaldo at Man U. His time in Italy was outstanding. His numbers were incredible in a side set up around feeding him. As we saw at Man U in his last season, when you don't do that, he isn't a striker who is massively mobile running around making things happen. Tuchel plays a very modern mobile style of football. Everyone has to press, everyone has to move and be interchangeable. When they signed Lukaku I couldn't see how it was going to work, but I assumed they were so good they had a plan. I'm not convinced they do. Kane was a bit like that for many seasons and why I wasn't convinced about him at Man C. But he has added to his game massively. Fair play to him he is able to partake in build up play now, set up goals and of course he can score outside the box.

    I actually think Chelsea would have been better looking at someone like Calvert Lewin or Isak. I think that would have complemented their wide forwards/attacking midfielders better.
     
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  4. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    I'll be happy when we get to point when our goalkeeper doesn't have a single touch of the ball all game.
     
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  5. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    I remember Shola spent lots of games lolloping around in slow motion like he was high on weed.

    Shelvey used to lazily drift in and out games, but Howe has him more focused these days.

    As for LOLkaku, I saw that on MOTD as well, but hey they won, so guess it doesn't matter does it?
     
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  6. Magdad

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    To be fair, Darlow's had a few of them when the defenders have fished the ball out the net or the striker has grabbed it and ran it back to the halfway line
     
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  7. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I was going to reply to this thread saying "Alright Ron Atkinson" but decided not to be a **** stirrer today.
     
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  8. Ben 10

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    Laurent Robert
     
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  9. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    I’ve got no problem with a player who’s not good enough, but gives 100%.
    Lazy players however…..
     
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  10. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    No marquee signings, just well picked, well priced ones and grow from there.

    **** the big names. **** lukaku, **** ronaldo and messi, **** mbappe. Would not sign.
     
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  11. Blue harvest

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    Cardiff! He didn't complete 1 pass in the first half, then missed a penalty in the second half!
     
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  12. Roland Deschain

    Roland Deschain Well-Known Member

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    Hands off Isak, he’s ours.
     
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