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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    1. Yes = No

    2. No = Yes

    3. Maybe = No

    4. We need = I want

    5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry

    6. We need to talk = you're in trouble

    7. Sure, go ahead = you better not

    8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later

    9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!

    10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?



    MEN'S ENGLISH



    1. I am hungry = I am hungry

    2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy

    3. I am tired = I am tired

    4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

    5. I love you = let's have sex now

    6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?

    7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you

    8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you

    9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you

    10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you

    11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay
     
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    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan Forum Moderator

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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan Forum Moderator

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    Meanwhile in Wales . . . .
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    Gordon Armstrong, Feb 18, 2022
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    STILL HAVEN'T WORKED OUT WHO'S EATING THE PRAWN CRACKERS BUT ITS A STRONG WHIFF


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    Winnie the Pooh Author A.A. Milne had a little brother . . . . A.A.A. Milne.
     
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    It's windy <yikes>
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    Blinkers . . . .
     
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    When it's not your turn . . . .
     
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    Eh !
     
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