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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by UTRs, Mar 25, 2015.

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  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    use a ladys honeypot
     
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    Cause Frank farts frantically
     
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  3. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    capturing and bottling them
     
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    Then selling for a
     
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  5. Didley Squat

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    Small ongoing fee to
     
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  6. Makemstine Roger

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    wickedly depraved bum bandits
     
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  7. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    who reside in Rochdale
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Feb 16, 2022
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    and talk like they
     
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    have rammed a sausage
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Feb 16, 2022
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  10. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    in a transvestite or two
     
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    but cauliflower is cheap
     
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  12. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    but hasnt the effect
     
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    that other moments could
     
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    when cheese grater analy
     
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    affects your bowel movements
     
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    with the sultans revenge
     
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    against the Indian wallah
     
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    who stole all bogrolls
     
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    from Lidl in Rochdale
     
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    because of the shortage
     
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    azzuriswan, Feb 25, 2022
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: 'Tis all balderdash and nonsense!, It be gobbledegook too i tells ya!, good morning slim!, like kiwi, hiya greg, God gave sausage rolls to you

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