People who think its socially acceptable to take their shopping home with them in shopping trolleys and not taking the shopping trolley back, leaving them exposed for kids to play with and thus putting my cars welfare in danger in my own back street.
What is it with scented ****in candles? Fuddy loves the damn things and likes them as pressies. £30 for a candle? Ye havin a ****in laff?
I dunno what a diffuser is. Is it when you buy her crap like scented candles just to defuse what would otherwise be a valentines/birthday/xmas argument if you didn't buy her crap like that? Next time, instead of scented candles, I'll get her a fork handle instead and see if she gets the joke.
Flowers Wimmin are vicious. They say they love getting flowers. Why do they love to watch these beautiful things slowly starve to death?
I agree. I gave her ****ing dozens of the things yesterday and she still wasn't happy, just because they spelled out "granddad".
Ye can never please them. Some wummin in an office in our building got a big delivery of flowers yesterday. All the wimmin from our office all went to see. All the blokes said "I wonder that that poor bastard did"
My wife just phoned me to say that 3 girls in her office have received flowers and they are absolutely gorgeous. I said, "Thats probably why."
