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Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by ellandback, Jun 25, 2019.

  1. Gessa

    Gessa Well-Known Member

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    Happens on PL board and waccoe too, just on certain images, tried 3 browsers and still the same, laptop and phone, confused I am
     
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    baby we didn't do anything for valentines day


    Well i have a surprise for you but for tomorrow.Do you like Paris


    YES



    And Madrid



    OMG YES

    ok tomorrow evening champions league 800 clock PSG V Real Madrid at my place


    :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  3. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    ive written it for you your security setting is set to high not normal
     
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    A lady to doctor: My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep! What should I give him to cure it?

    Dr: Give him an opportunity to speak when he is awake.
     
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    I've often thought the worst time ever to have an heart attack must be when you're playing charades
     
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  8. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  9. Gessa

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    It's a scam Rog, my mate put an order in and they sent this.

    Patty-Sanchez.jpg
     
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  10. Eric Le Merde

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    You could have put some sort of warning on this photo, put me right off my breakfast!!!
     
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  11. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    great just stick it in any piece of flesh give it a slap and let the ripples do the rest <laugh><laugh><laugh>


    a durty dawg



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    was he rescued from underneath her when the tide came in?
     
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    Matt’s had Wor….

    nah he probably hasn’t on this occasion
     
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    She appears to have sunk into herself someone order a crane.
     
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  15. Gessa

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    I haven't seen him since that day, he's probably still in there somewhere
     
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    He came out as a casting mould of himself
     
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  17. Eric Le Merde

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    And they say money can't buy you happiness!?

    images.jpeg
     
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  18. wakeybreakyheart

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    Transport him
     
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  19. Gessa

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    Not here, you bastard!!!
     
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