Decided to return the moon as we have a most agreeable new manager. Climbed the tree and replaced it.
Three friends married women from different parts of the world...... The first man married a girl from Greece. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man married a lady from Thailand. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day there was an improvement By the third day, he could see his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table. The third man married a lass from Hendon. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry cleaned, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything either but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and it’s still very painful to have a piss, on the bright side, his arm was healed enough that he could make himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
last christmas got a part time job as father christmas in a dept store, into the grotto came a girl and i said "wow you're tall" she replied "i'm seventeen is that o.k" i said "of course christmas is for everyone,not just youngsters what do you wish for" she replied "well i would like to get some fanny hair"....i replied "do you mind if they are white"
