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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Dorty Dogbreath, Mar 5, 2014.

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  1. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Yeah cracking goals. And a great save by the Cheltenham keeper to deny Sunderland going 2-0 up. <applause><applause>
     
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  2. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    How do you get it to play at normal speed? It seems to be in slow motion.
     
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    JakartaToon, Feb 9, 2022
  3. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Don't know,plays normal for me.
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Feb 9, 2022
  4. Maximin Effort

    Maximin Effort Well-Known Member

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    3 good goals in that to be fair.

    Very kind of Sunderland to donate the W and 3 points to 17th placed Cheltenham after their run of LDLLDDDLDD
     
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  5. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    Hung Drawn and Quartered, Feb 9, 2022
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  6. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    <laugh><laugh>
    Love it!
    <applause><applause>
     
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    Obi Wan, Feb 9, 2022

  7. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    He used to be a season ticket holder but that was millions of years ago <laugh>
     
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  8. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    It was a joke Mick - it looked about half the speed of our game yesterday! I am ****ing wasting my talent on here.
     
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    JakartaToon, Feb 9, 2022
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  9. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Sorry,tough crowd in this evening:cheesy:
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Feb 9, 2022
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  10. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    Always best when you have to explain them...

    <laugh>
     
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  11. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Jak, maybe next time you post a joke, start the post with a heading of:

    "THE FOLLOWING POST IS A JOKE FROM JAKARTATOON"

    to help give us all a clue.

    Then I might even offer a polite chuckle (no guarantees). :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    Obi Wan, Feb 9, 2022
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  12. Maximin Effort

    Maximin Effort Well-Known Member

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    May also be worth ending it with:

    "JAKARTATOON HAS COMPLETED AN ATTEMPT AT HUMOUR" so we're not sat waiting for a punchline that never arrives!
     
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    Maximin Effort, Feb 9, 2022
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  13. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh> Spot on mate, spot on.
     
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  14. Toonitus

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    The post nufc takeover makem resistance didn't last long.

    They've all ran for the hills
     
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    Toonitus, Feb 9, 2022
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  15. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    SAFC fans today

     
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    I see the RSPCA have confiscated Zouma's cats.

    Upon investigation, police found recent texts between him and Greenwood. Apparently he misunderstood what Greenwood meant about attacking a pussy.
     
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  18. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    IMG-20220209-WA0004.jpg
     
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  19. Toonitus

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    I can't believe I'm saying this, but I have found myself being very weak today and feeling sorry for Sunderland fans.

    I mean seriously if this was the other way around.. Ie them becoming the next PSG it would cripple me.

    Someone remind me to never pity the enemy.. I really do have a sympathy for them.
     
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    Toonitus, Feb 9, 2022
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  20. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    Going soft.

    Always get your revenge in first.
     
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