I don't really ever want to be anything more than a wave and smile relationship with neighbours. I definitley don't want to be best mates with them, but I also don't want to fall out with them. Aquaintencies who exchange pleasantries, very briefly, will do! I'm lucky at the moment as everyone around us is sound but, as I can see all our kids growing up there will be additional cars, it's inevitable, and then parking becomes the massive bone of contention it just is. My next door neighboiur is 99 and on her last legs. I dread the thought of having some absolute ****s next to us.
I used to have an old bird living one side of me and a couple of lesbians the other. It was great because it meant I could sunbathe in the nuddie in my back yard in the summer and get an all over tan The old bird moved into a home though and now I've got a couple with teenagers daughters the other side, so probs for the best I don't do that anymore.
I mean, she has good point. She has teenagers so she should be able to park on other people's driveways... I mean I have teenagers, so I park in handicapped spots and in my neighbour's living room and one time blocking the Emergency Room entrance at the hospital. Cops tried to write me a ticket a few times until I explained I had teenagers and could therefore park wherever I want and they let me off.
Whata fukin loon she is. Imagine that on your 1st day in your new home ffs Does the 14 day returns policy apply
We're in the process of slowly moving into our new house... Still a week or so away from internet being hooked up and wife and one of the kids works/schools remotely. So can't completely move. We had to put up no trespassing signs because idiots walking into woods and leaving rubbish all over the place. This weekend found that someone had recently been there and consumed a whole 12 pack and left the empty beer cans on the stream bank. (Probably more than one person with 12 cans). Pretty harsh penalties if I can catch them (because I have signs up). Up to $1000 and up to thirty days for trespassing if I prosecute. Can probably have them for dumping trash too. I might have to make one of my neighbours mad by reporting them if I catch them... Not going to let 12 cans slide... Going to put hidden cameras up to catch them.
Milk is a redneck Gonna be popping a barrel full of shot into the asses of any mofo drinking beer on his land
Two women walked into a department store, stopped at the perfume counter and picked up a sample bottle. One sprayed the perfume on her wrist and smelled it. "That's nice, isn't it?" Sharon said waving her arm under her friend's nose. "Yeah. What's it called?" "Viens a moi". "Viens a moi? What's that mean?" A clerk offered some help. "Viens a moi, ladies, is French for 'come to me.'" Sharon took another sniff. "That doesn't smell like come to me" she said, offering her arm to her friend again... "Does that smell like cum to you?"
