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Transfer Rumours January window

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Sucky, Dec 3, 2021.

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  1. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Russel case coming through

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  2. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    Yeah man... or maybe the next Salah.

    Just as long as he ain't the next Lo Celso/ Ndombele we should be good.
     
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  3. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    So far this window:

    We spend all of January trying to get Valhovic, but his agents wouldn't answer the phone <laugh>
    Our long term target Bruno Guamaries, joins the Toon and mocks us in his signing video
    On the last day, we're turned down by Osmane Dembele and Morata <laugh>
    Aubameyang who's been frozen out is supposed to be leaving, then can't agree wages with Barca and is on a plane back to London.
    We have two recognised strikers, one with 3 goals all season, the other with 0 (zero)

    4 hours to go

    Keep the faith <laugh>
     
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  4. Tobes

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    Aubameyang reckons he was just visiting mates in Barca lol. So at least you’ve kept him like…..
     
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  5. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    <laugh>

    When you put it like that, I'm not so downbeat on our window now.
     
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  6. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Made me laugh that. He was there negotiating wages, a medical was planned

    Then it was just 'a family holiday'

    <laugh>
     
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  7. PINKIE

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    I reckon I'm just gonna pretend we've signed Aubameyang and go from there
     
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  8. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    2022's Odemwingie.
     
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  9. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Pierre Emerick Aubameyang spotted on a plane heading to London. Rumours are he's coming to Arsenal lads <ok>

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  10. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Newcastle have sent operatives to hijack the plane deal.
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  11. PINKIE

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    Apparently the Auba to Barca deal is back on

     
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  12. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    Man’s doing the ****ing Hokey Cokey transfer edition.
     
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  13. PINKIE

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    Even my pretend 'Auba is our new signing' deal has been hijacked <laugh>

    **** this window
     
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  14. PINKIE

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    That 'it was a family trip' to Barcelona statement looking a lot like Boris 'There were no parties' comments <laugh>
     
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  15. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    Replacement inbound?

    Odd decision to let him go if there ain't.
     
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  16. PINKIE

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    **** knows mate. It doesn't look like it though

    We put all our eggs in the Valhovic basket and it didn't come off
    Our back up plan was Alexander Isak but Sociedad have said he's going nowhere this window
    Even Morata has snubbed us <laugh>
     
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  17. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    Glad he is looking to come out of retirement
     
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  18. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Can't see there being much substance to that. I know the reports are out there, but think it's probably just someone being a bit naughty for whatever reason. Think he'd be a better fit at Everton with Lampard than with us.
     
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  19. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Poor Lingard, held hostage because "world's biggest club" Man Utd are terrified the Hammers will beat them to 4th.
    that's pretty much the apex of my being a West Ham fan.
     
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  20. remembercolinlee

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    Ain't a United fan but tbh suspect the fact that they've unexpectedly lost Greenwood has more to do with
     
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