Off Topic The Burly Arms

You sound like Jai off Inbetweeners

 

Hadn’t you selected your wife last week like?

 

Windy sounds like the high maintenance type to me.

 

Yes we aren’t discussing this today. No further questions thank you.

 

She sacked you off then, I see.

 

Future wife/husband?

 

I deserve nice things

 

This ain’t no bloke fam. She’s a dancer and she doesn’t look like Louis Spence.

One of will hate the other in about 26 hours.

 

No further questions at this time thank you


yes.

 

Windy? Nah, we both straight bruv

 

Might go gay to save on the aggravation. I’d make a lovely bear.

 

Think it would be easier to just be straight and have a **** once in a while.

 

I like to cuddle though.

 

Buy a hot water bottle and close your eyes

 

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Windy the kinda nigga that sleeps with a pillow between his knees.

 

Wait til @Spurlock sees you aint banged again.

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I HAVE

 

Doubt he’s banged recently either. Man is 56 with four kids.

 

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Just apply that ****fukery to these chicks & you be selling umbrellas for them to stand in.