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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC, Nov 20, 2015.

  1. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Ye the queues round the block apparently
     
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    Is that because it's good fish, or the novelty of the burner though?
     
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  3. Chazz Rheinhold

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    It’s supposed to be a really good chippy but I’ve no idea how been coal fired makes the chips better
     
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    Why don't they queue from the shop? :emoticon-0145-shake
     
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    I just bought some lettuce off a bloke in pub. Anyone else think it's off?

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  6. DMD

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    Some great ideas for new chants here, with a Where's Wally game thrown in for free. <ok>

     
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    I'm fairly sure when I visited Beamish their chip shop was coal fired. :emoticon-0100-smile
     
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    Sad news.

    It's not clear if the side events of knob-eating, knob-painting, a knob & spoon race, guess the weight of the big knob and knob darts are still going ahead, but the main event of knob throwing has grown too large, so they had trouble with supply of knobs .

    The record length is 29.4m (96ft), set by Dave Phillips in 2012.

    https://www.msn.com/en-gb/foodanddr...-too-popular/ar-AAT88dA?ocid=msedgdhp&pc=U531
     
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  10. SW3 Chelsea Tiger

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    Paddy and Mick walk past a shop in London.
    A sign in the window says,
    Suits £5
    Coats £3
    Trousers £2.
    Paddy says to Mick look, we could buy a load of clothes and take them back to Dublin and sell them for more than 10 times what we pay for them.
    They go in and say to the woman behind the counter,
    Hello, can we have 50 suits,100 coats, and 80 pairs of trousers please??
    The woman replies,you're Irish aren't you??
    Paddy says, Yes how did you know??
    Woman replies,
    This is a dry cleaners you daft ****..
     
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  11. Chazz Rheinhold

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    Use the other arm you say? This poor sod's got enough on his plate, without being stuck in the car for ever.

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    Isn't nature amazing!!
    And we are part of nature. Limbs etc not that different to us!!

     
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    I was shocked at the price of those ‘Ancestry DNA kits’, so rather than spend any money, I just announced that I had won the lottery.

    I quickly found out who my relatives are.
     
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