I can see we are In Too Deep now in this thread and those that don't know Genesis are In a Land of Confusion.
I can honestly say that you are no son of mine... I know what I like. I'll get my coat but apparently no jacket required.
I remember that Dennis Wise used to do that, often under the guise of helping someone up from the ground, getting them to swing an arm at him and get into bother with the ref.