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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by rooch 3, Jan 22, 2022.

  1. rooch 3

    rooch 3 Well-Known Member

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    I can’t even understand the lorry crossing the railway lines mate.<laugh>
     
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    Why is it, if a bloke sunbathes naked in his garden. And his lady neighbour views him through her window, he can be prosecuted for exposure.?

    If she sunbathes in the nack and he looks out his window he's done for voyeurism ?

    Asking for a friend <laugh>
     
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    How can you tell when you have run out of invisible ink?
     
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    Radio Twoooooo
     
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    Montysoptician Well-Known Member

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    Steve Wright, in the car, waiting for the wife and chuckling to myself :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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    BackO'TheNet Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>....yep !
     
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  7. rooch 3

    rooch 3 Well-Known Member

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    He must read this forum, I put that on here on Saturday <laugh>
     
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    He's a mod, I've been told....
     
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    Montysoptician Well-Known Member

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    Sorry Rooch, missed that, I must have been at the match or celebrating the win <ok>
     
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    rooch 3 Well-Known Member

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    Apology accepted, but if you feel really guilty you could send me a bottle of wine <laugh>
     
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    Red or white?............................:emoticon-0138-think
     
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    Heard an interesting theory that babies cry when they're born because they're remembering their previous life and they're sad about what they left behind. As time goes by they forget and turn into regular dumbass babies.

    Total bollocks of course but who's to say I suppose.
     
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  13. spirit of 73

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    my ex-mate-now-born again christian talked about noahs ark...i asked how the animals survived, i mean there were two of each species and those species included all the hunters and meat eaters so what did they eat when they all landed again?

    they only had to catch one rabbit or whatever and that was the end of that species, then the birds with the hawks and eagles etc, there was not time for all the smaller animals to breed up to sufficient numbers to survive...so unless noah somehow had a massive supply of meat that never went off i have to ask how all the species survived.
     
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    Sheldon's mother answered this question in the 'Big Bang Theory' by saying they lived on the flesh of all the sinners drowning in the flood.
     
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    The answer to the question - What is the answer to Life, The Universe and Everything, has of course been gone into and answered, well answered anyhow, by Douglas Adams.

    It's 42
     
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    polyphemus Well-Known Member

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    While the animals might have gone it two by two, I dont THINK that there is a claim that there were only two of each species.

    But I stand to be corrected on this, (as in so much else),
     
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    I think turkey’s went in three but we all know what the third one was for <laugh>
     
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    **** off I I dont need that **** going through my head.
     
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    QUOTE="RedNWhite4Life, post: 15548368, member: 1005766"]**** off I I dont need that **** going through my head.[/QUOTE]
    What ****s that?
     
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